MISS LUCILLE BEHAVES BADLY, LOSES BLOGGING PRIVILEGES
AP Wire Release, 11pm July 16
AP Wire Release, 11pm July 16
Owing to extreme misbehavior Miss Lucille has had her blogging privileges revoked until further notice. Both incidents of misbehavior occurred within one week towards the end of last month. On June 17, at the residence of a family friend, Miss Lucille attempted to savagely attack an 8 week old Labrador puppy as if it were a small edible animal, such as a.....BUNNY! Immediate restraining action was taken and the terrified youngster was unharmed. Miss Lucille could not explain her shocking impulses and was left all alone inside to think about her actions. She can just be seen here in the top pane of glass:
This little fella is glad there is a door between him and that vicious creature just inside.
Finally, sometime on or around Tues. June 20, Miss Lucille defiled a piece of furniture in a most foul and odd manner, seemingly in an act of rebellion. The following substance, of disturbingly unknown origin, was discovered by a Human Companion family member, alerted to it's presence by a disagreeable odor permeating the area. Some how, and defying all known logic, Miss Lucille had deposited said "substance" up on a living room sofa, on top of the pillows. 
The mess required quick action on the part of Human Companion Sister, who reported great difficulty not vomiting during the clean up. Miss Lucille has been known to leave unexpected "surprises" in out of the way places, but this is the first time she has climbed up on a couch to do so.Miss Lucille declined to comment on either episode.
